omfg omfg omfg
why do pigeons exist
omfg omfg omfg
a pigeon shit on my jacket today
oh god, i literally saw it happening
there was nasty ass white shit of the pigeons on my nice clean white jacket

ugh

can pigeons be a lil more civilized, get potty trained, and stop shitting all over the place? thank you
i should write a strongly worded letter to these pigeons