my music theory teacher has the biggest crush on me, i swear LOOL

this is my logic for this:

so in music theory, i sit next to this chick i'm pretty tight with so i talk to her a lot and i end up laughing a lot in the class. so today she's all up in ma face & she keeps calling my name "jenny, why are you smiling so much. i find that to be disrespectful" (HAHAHAH you're just jealous it's not you making you laugh.) and then she's like constantly eyeing me out so creepzzz and she just keeps saying things with my name like "jenny, jenny, jenny" lolok wtf. but then at the end of class, or almost end, she's all like "jenny and ____. (girl i was sitting next to) you guys should not sit next to each other next time because it's very disruptive and you talk to me.

OKAY. i know you love me and all but can you not try to cockblock my relationship with my friends goshhhh the world doesn't revolve around you! LOLOLOLOLOL 

logic. (y)

bahahah, i hate my music theory teacher. she used to love me since i could play the piano, but now she loves this other chick who can also play the piano and is a MAJOR SUCK UP. seriously, when she sees the teacher she's always like "HIIII MS ____" -___- & always tries to be oh so happy about everything in the damn world! like "OH HOMEWORK, I LOVE THE TEACHERS! I LOVE THE WORLD" like shut up. but whatever man, i don't care abt my music theory grades. the lowest she could possibly give me is like a 95 because all my music tests are flawless, and i got a 100 on all of 'umm. let's just watch & see.