we start school in literally like a week or two wth

woooo. i can make a clover using my tongue.

& unfortunately my eyes aren't that big so that would be an effect.

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HAHAHAH SHOTS FIRED

on my way home.
i saw a car.
& on it's bumper, guess what it said?

"my child is a gold honor roll student at is145"
hahahhahahh! they have the same bumper stickers that 230 did lulzz. what even.

because it was 801

hahahahah okay so i found this so funny LOL.

okay so there's this 6th grader in my class that i t.a. for. so she decided to add me on facebook so i added her & whatnot. then she appears on my newsfeed and it was one of those pictures where you total up the things you did in the form of money.

so it's like

stole something: $3:00 

cried yourself to sleep: $1.00

& whatnot. so she did it and she got like 35$, so i decided i would try it out. i got like $20 so i was thinking how the heck did she get $35. & then i read the comments... LOL

okay so two of the choices were:

gave oral: $10.00

got oral: $10.00

and apparently she said that she gave oral because she thought oral was as in she gave an oral report... LOOOL. oh god so innocent so innocent lmao

well our generation is fucked

there's this 6th grade kid in my class. & this one time, i saw him put his hand in his pants.

& i'm just like. ok, maybe it was itchy or something LOL nbd.

but then another kid in my class, also a 6th grader is like, "hey you know _ puts his hands in his pants" and i'm just like "...." uh oh.

wow today there was a car crash right by where i work.

so i work at the school, and the rode there is a one way. this lady is on her phone or whatnot and she made a wrong turned and went onto a one way the wrong way. so there's another guy coming from the other direction, the correct way. he sees the lady coming by, so he stops to avoid collision. whaddya know? this lady is on her phone, and she must not have been looking at the road because she hit the car, and it must've been hard because her car also crashed into a house. basically destroyed the front of someone's house. i was indoors, but man it was a loud boom, with like the sound of screeching tires. poor guy. he was going he right way, even waited, and got into a car accident. poor house. the house wasn't part of anything yet had to get affected. hahahah, if i lived in that house, i would be suing that lady's ass until she pays up for repairs or buys me a new house why not.

that is such a fail honestly. it's one thing to crash into a car, but a house too?!