time to hide all my retarded stautses!!!!111

god fml.

O lawd the timing of things are just absolutely wonderful.

Ran 3 miles.

Climbed up 12 flights of stairs.

I sit down for a good 2 minutes.

Fire drill. 

Are you kidding me?

It couldn't happen during gym but why oh why just happens right after I climbed up 12 flights of stairs. I love my life. (y)

Wow. People in my school are fucking snitches.

Last week, my gym teacher was out Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. We were supposed to run on the track for 32 minutes on Thursday. Obviously, since the teacher wasn't here, some of us cut ourselves some slacked, ran around the track backwards, and didn't run as much as we were supposed to. BUT, some people actually ran like they normally would. I would normally do 10 1/2 laps, but I ended up only doing about 9 just to cut myself some slack. So there's this chick in my class whose excused from running because our some medical issue which is probably a bunch of bullcrap cuz what medical condition stops you from having any form of physical activity for a whole damn year? She told me she got sugery or some crap, but gurl, it does not take 8 months to heal that shit, okay? She hasn't run the WHOLE entire year, has an elevator pass, and basically has an easy life. This ignorant fuck decides to snitch on us, say that we didn't run at all, and then we're forced to do it again. Are you kidding me? Maybe if you got up your lazy ass, ran for 32 minutes, and saw how hard it is, you'd understand. Not to mention, I had to run up 12 flights of stairs after that...

Holy jeebus. Everything at Townsend is just fucking unfair.

Don't you just love that feeling when you do decent when you put minimal work into doing it? I had an english project to do & I completely winged it. We had to give a speech and research it. LOL, as the lazy ass mofo I am, i picked i have a dream cuz that's like the easiest speech ever! I didn't have to research shit & i already knew exactly what i would write for my essay with little work. we had to memorize the first three lines of our speech. i didn't memorize anything lmao. i forgot by the time i got past the first 5 words. but i got a grade of 87% hollahhh!

Then today this girl asked me what I got and I'm like 87% & she's like oh really? I got an 88%. I tried really hard though, I put a lot of work into it and she only gave me an 88%. HAHAHAH minimal work ftw. People try really hard given, but don't give yourselves unnecessary work by picking things you've never heard of forcing yourself to research. Just get the job done, that's what I did and just as good a grade as someone who "tried really hard"

It takes my brother twice as long as it takes me to take a shower. Wtf.

Oh my god. I think I've been lied to all my life.

Kindergarten is spelled with a t and not a d. WHAAAT!

I thought it was kindergarden all along... kinder garten not kinder garden fffuuu.

Wtf happened to bloggers layout...

Teachers ask students why they're so tired and that they should sleep earlier, ironic how it's them who gives out buttloads of homework and start class at 7AM

i wonder why the hell everyone is so tired. i haven't got a clue.